Dunkin Donuts

This is what went down this morning:

Kyle: I would like a small coffee please.

DD man: prepares my coffee and hands it to me

Kyle: hands DD man credit card to pay

DD man: holding my credit card and looking at me

You don't have no doughnn?

Kyle: thinking he is asking me if I have any dough a.k.a. cash

No, Sorry

DD man: Baby likes doughnn! You need doughnn for baby.

Kyle: Oh, uh, I already ate breakfast at home. Thank you though.

I won't lie, the thought did cross my mind but I still declined.